First stop: The Urban Dictionary, the mecca for all things slang. According to this austere guide, the definitions are similar in some senses, but a dork is a whale penis, while "dweeb" is actually an acronym for "Dick With EyEBrows." Who knew? The Proof: Dork, Nerd, Dweeb, Geek
Second stop: Interviews with the children next to me in the library computer room. They helpfully commented that one is officially a geek if one has a definite opinion on the following:
I am sorry to say that the conversation only went downhill from there.
Me: Spiderman would win over Wolverine? Come on! Spider sense be damned, he's just a kid. SNIKT! Razor sharp claws, man!</i>
Children: *open-mouthed stare*
Me: Ahem. Well, that's what I would say if I was a geek.
Children: *open-mouthed, wide-eyed stare*
Me: I've gotta go.
And in this embarrassing manner, the search for meaning has begun.
What's that? You were expecting only intellectual posts from me? Ha-ha. Fooled ya. :p
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